Even if West is just courting controversy with his statements, bubbling has gotten one high-profile athlete in trouble.
If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? This is a wholesome, romantic, first love story that will be enjoyed by most.
He is trying weakly to cover himself with his discarded clothes.
Certainly not the boys who are shooting their urine into their own mouths, smelling and tasting the asparagus they had for dinner.